School of Nations

Another convo with Aaron...

ShinyButterKnife : we should have holidays for every time the french got their butts kicked
ShinyButterKnife: like, every day of the year would be one
AirRon912: haha
ShinyButterKnife: i honestly don't think they've ever had a military victory except with napoleon
AirRon912: well wwi and wwII both cover everything
ShinyButterKnife: but then, even in 1 and 2
ShinyButterKnife: they never one a solo victory, they ALWAYS had help
AirRon912: they helped us win the revolution
ShinyButterKnife: again, no solo victory. they're like, the losers of the military world
AirRon912: the little guy that eats lunch in the corner
ShinyButterKnife: who's a loser on his own
ShinyButterKnife: but talks tough when the big guys're on his side
ShinyButterKnife: germany's like, the kid who should win, but everyone gangs up on him
ShinyButterKnife: so he loses
ShinyButterKnife: and he's always gotta support all his loser friends
AirRon912: lol america is like the noob haxorz that happens to get a headshot all the time
ShinyButterKnife: lol yeah
ShinyButterKnife: canada's like, the suck-up who wants to learn how to be a n00b hax0rz
AirRon912: haha
AirRon912: russia's like a gang of skinny guys that happens to beat the big guys
ShinyButterKnife: because no one ever thinks to bring central heating over when they invade them
AirRon912: loll
ShinyButterKnife: seriously, the only thing that'd kick ass on russia is central heating
ShinyButterKnife: "comrade, comrade, it is growing very warm!" "call the kgb! we must see if we have token for warmth!"
AirRon912: lolll
ShinyButterKnife: and china's like the big fat guy who gets pwned by the skinny kids
AirRon912: but is taking jujitsu classes
ShinyButterKnife: and started to work out
AirRon912: and is making everyone his bitch in reverse
ShinyButterKnife: and japan's like, the skinny kid who used to kick everyone's ass
AirRon912: but then the noob headshoted him
ShinyButterKnife: lol yeah
ShinyButterKnife: and england's like, the kid who failed the 3rd grade 9 times, and is like, older/bigger/more of a loser than everyone else
AirRon912: and sucks up to the n00b
ShinyButterKnife: yeah, the world's just like school when you get right down to it...