And...Poof!

The old layout is gone! But where'd it go? Clearly, a mystery for.....
.....somebody else. Like the Missing Pages Bureau. We (by which I mean me) have this sexy new layout (we'll call her Ms.T) we've been seeing for a few months now. She's undergone major surgery before; like Michael Jackson, she (Ms. T, remember) was once black. Unlike (I hope) the esteemed Mr. Jackson ("Jacko the Whacko"), however, she was covered in pink fur and had a leopard print interior. She does have a very pretty nose, though. Like Cleopatra. In Asterix. Only not. Anyhow.

Many thanks to Dr. Victor Witnwisdumb for cranking this beauty out of those crazy labs beneath his secret lair in the Fortress of Solitude. In the end, his dark ministrations bore fruit to the creation (Ms. T, in case you forgot) you see before you. Ten points to brilliant mad ("Annngrrry! Annngggry!") scientists.

Eventually, Ms. T (she) will undergo surgery again, intended to finish her (Ms. T's) modifications. But not for a while to come. For now, she's content to recover and bask in the stares of others. So start staring. At Ms. T, that is. The eyes are up there.